Spend a year dating nothing but goth girls, however, and an entire cosmos of previously unrevealed knowledge befalls you

But perhaps the biggest reason to date goth girls while you are a young dude? Because, simply put, goth girls stop existing at age 25. By then, they’ve had their personalities sucked out by their careers and they no longer feel “free” to paint their nails the same color as Folgers decaf and wear corsets out in the open.